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I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

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S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

Its not official until its on facebook

Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasnt funny

I love people who text back instantly

Sarcasm (n.) - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

No offense means I am about to insult you, but dont get mad.

S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

Facebook needs a B!tch Slap Instead of a Poke Button

I love people who text back instantly

I stay up late every night, and realise its a bad idea every morning

I HATE GETTING NOTIFICATIONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME !!!

facebook needs a wtf button

Pretending to text or listen to your ipod to avoid awkward situations

Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights.

I ♥ THE WEEKEND

I love when i drop my ipod and my headphone save its life (:

Wake up in middle of night, look at clock yes I still have time to sleep.

I clapped because it finished, not because i liked it..

Relationship Status Single Married Divorced Complicated.... Hey Facebook, can we get an option that says Forget Relationships, Im a Flirt?

Realising how drunk you are when alone in the toilet

if sleeping was a sport i would win gold in it!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Top Quotes of the week!!!

life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind

Hi can I help you? No I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say Hi.

I am not addicted to texting. I am addicted to the person I am texting.