When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

In the year of the cow, we had mad cow disease. In the year of the bird, we had bird flu. In the year of the pig, we had swine flu. No wonder we are screwed in 2012, its the year of the dragon!

You are like a penny...............twofaced, worthless and dirty. I am sure thats what you charge anyway

He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left and I was hurt!!... Fu@king mosquito!

life is too short, laugh when u can, apologize when u should, and let go of what u cant change, Love deeply and forgive quickly.

If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you dont start the conversation, we wont talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?

If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you dont start the conversation, we wont talk. If you dont put in the effort, why should I?

That urge you get to just post NOBODY CARES on someones status...

1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people................. and I AM STILL SINGLE

I hate when people are trying to pull you away from someone you love, because they dont know how you actually feel. :|

I hate girls who say you are their best friend and then they ignore you all the time to talk to the other b*tches

► Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. ■ Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness.